I know! Pants!: Archive

Apr 1st

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Oh, Stephen baby. You look so tired. You should hire someone to undress you after your show.

Apr 1st

Sleep Schedule

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Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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What I Have

I’m fat. I have two busted hips. I’m broke as heck. What do I have? I have real, true, great, loving friends whom I adore. With them, I can make it through all the other stuff.

Mar 25th

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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My day is always made better when I find pictures... →

Mar 24th

One more

I thought Elizabeth Taylor would live forever. In a way, she will.

Mar 24th

Oh dear God.

I love young Jon Stewart. Old Jon Stewart, too.

Mar 24th

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Seriously, #TCM , I expect an Elizabeth Taylor film fest. Suddenly Last Summer and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf had better be on my tv soon.

Mar 23rd

And she was just as beautiful inside as she was outside.

Mar 23rd

Why yes...

…I am going to do this all day. Rest in peace, violet eyes.

Mar 23rd

Mar 21st

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Warren Christopher, former secretary of state,... →

Mar 19th

http://sameconspiracy.tumblr.com/post/3951356671/new-gop-bill-would-force-irs-to-conduct-abortion-audits

Mar 19th

I know, I know

But I still almost choked when I saw this.

Mar 19th

PILLOWPANTS

i-iz-norml: That is all. What, no Listerfiend? Or however you spell it.

Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Reblog if you'll answer anything that comes in...

Mar 19th

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So um...

I’ve been noticing a distinct lack of Stephen Colbert porn on my dash. What the hell do I pay you people for, anyways? Seriously, I need some Stephen. NOW.

Mar 19th

WTF Ken!

epicwtfs:

Mar 18th

Anonymous asked: Yeah, I wouldn't have posted that, either. Sorry I got carried away last night. :)

Mar 16th

Anonymous asked: You don't what?

The first thing that comes to mind is tracing slow soft circles with my tongue around your clit. They gradually build into intense lapping as your thighs tighten around my head like a vice. You grab the back of my head and push it forward as you come. Your entire body quivers and my face and mouth are completely coated in you. I quickly move up your body to your...

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: I'll bet you get that a lot.

I'm up late, I'm bored, I'm incredibly turned on, and you have a beautiful face. And I'm anonymous and can say anything I want. Before I turn in, I could tell you what I would like to do to someone if you'd like...

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: You are welcome to bring your friend, too, but I think she'd have to just spectate. I'm afraid I would have to focus solely on you.

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: Not a dude? Oh well. I gave it a shot.

Mar 12th

Why am I thinking about making out with one of my twitter followers? And it’s not a dude.

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: Don't worry. I now actually have a craving for shrimp for some reason.

Mar 12th

Now I’m desperately trying to figure out who Anonymous is. And if he or she will ever be able to eat shrimp again.

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: Ok. I looked it up. "Thank you" seems woefully inadequate now.

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: Well, that was very... specific. Thank you. :)

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: Just think of the term meltdown as a sexual term instead of a nuclear term. Will make your twitter feed a much more fun place. :)

Mar 12th

It’s not dangerous if you cover your teeth with your lips.

Mar 12th

Anonymous asked: What is the dirtiest thing you want to do to another human being right this second?

Mar 12th

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I'M BORED.

And I don’t want to think about what kind of apocalypse could be going on in Japan. Come at me, Tumblr. Ask anything, tell me anything.

Mar 12th

Because I need something happy right now.

And Marcus Mumford is insanely hot.

Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 11th

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WTF: Sizing 'em up.

epicwtfs: Pure win.

Mar 11th

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WTF: Cheap and Easy

epicwtfs:

Mar 11th

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Watch

This gets better every time I watch it. Sadly, it’s also more true. Stephen unzipping has nothing to do with it.

Mar 10th

Reblog if you want a Marry, Fuck, or Kill in your...

Mar 10th

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Mar 8th

Billionaire Douche Charles Koch Totally Looks Like...

kingoftv: My latest creation is my most accurate yet.

Mar 8th

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Mar 8th

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