Threat Level: Midnight: zizy replied to your post:... →
strawberrysgirl: zizy replied to your post: Ok, I wasn’t plugged into the right corners of the world at the right time to know what the deal about Olivia Munn is. I know she’s part of the reason you don’t like TDS anymore (I think, right?), and now Sady mentioned her, and sadly, Google doesn’t really… Is it okay that I don’t like her because she’s just not funny and kind of a...
A memo to all men:
No means no. NO ALWAYS MEANS NO. What part of this is unclear?
I wonder how many people follow me for Glee or...
harderbetterfastercolbert: I follow you exclusively for things like this. Oh, to be that desk.
Nope. No, my eyes don’t immediately go there. Oh come on. I’m only human.
You should never get excited when someone famous tweets you. Yet we all do. It’s like a digital autograph.
What an odd little day this has been.
Two churches located across the street from each...
dumbledoreisabamf: paranoidrobot: …Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals? This highly amused me.
epicwtfs: Um…if you’re looking for early Christmas/birthday gifts for me, here’s a suggestion…
Apparently today is “Ask Jenny really stupid fucking questions day.” I am not amused.
It just pisses me off when an educated woman thinks her life would be much more...– Me, to Emma, as we discussed the wife of a certain gorgeous man and her decision to trash her Ivy-League MBA and stay home to raise her kids, the oldest being almost 14 now. Seriously, I want to work and make money. But I’d also like to have a family. This woman falls into that myth that the best...
I really love the Young Turks, but they’re no better than Faux News when it comes to the eye candy. Seriously, being perky and blonde does not make you well informed, entertaining, or intelligent. I love Ana Kasparian. She’s hot, I admit, but she also really knows her stuff. These pieces of fluff who fill in for her might as well be talking blow up dolls. Enough.
\ I never see enough Keith and Marcos love here. Marcos himself tweeted me this picture. *braggart*
immortalnewsspork asked: So, I thought I'd check out your tumblr after reading your anger post that strawberrys reblogged and I also noticed you'd reblogged one of my Stephen Colbert sexual frustration posts and going through your blog thinking "why have I not been following this person?" Me likey. This has been a grammatically flawed non-ask.
Threat Level: Midnight: Anger. →
jenny0101: “Gosh you Dems are an angry bunch!” You’re damned right we are. I am angry that women’s rights are being stripped. I am angry that the poor, the sick, the working and middle classes are being thrown to the wolves to keep cramming money into the mouths of billionaires. I am… Until surgery, I have a non functioning vagina and two bad hips. Less of a fuck about what men think...
Fuck yeah! That is all.
“Gosh you Dems are an angry bunch!” You’re damned right we are. I am angry that women’s rights are being stripped. I am angry that the poor, the sick, the working and middle classes are being thrown to the wolves to keep cramming money into the mouths of billionaires. I am angry that the very planet on which we ALL reside is being destroyed so big corporations can make...
Birth of the Uncool: In Defense of the Tori Amos... →
aeferg: Tori Amos is not cool. Even now, as we find ourselves in the midst of ’90s alt-nostalgia—Pavement has reunited, Weezer is putting on a tour devoted entirely to its first two albums, the cool kids are all going to Courtney Love’s shows to see how out of control she’ll get (heck, Juliana Hatfield and Evan Dando are touring)—the love of Tori Amos records remains a forbidden and dorky love....
reading books in romance languages: Oh my fuck... →
harderbetterfastercolbert: trollhammaren-: harderbetterfastercolbert: friendshipcaughtonfire-: harderbetterfastercolbert: Favourite part, Dylan. xD It just confuses the fuck out of me. It’s still amusing. I hated the photo shoot. It makes him look like a douche. Like,… I’m so glad I’m not the only one who hated the photo shoot. Just creeped me out..
Reblog if you want people to ask you overly...
OK, the very worst part about online friends:
strawberrysgirl: quixotess: When they’re in crisis, you can’t go and see them in person. You can’t let them spend the night at your house. You can’t cook them dinner. You can’t go with them to a job interview. You can’t take them out for coffee. You can’t hold their hand or hug them. You can’t let them use your shower. You can’t be a physical contrast to the abusive people in their physical...
So there is now officially no picture on my piece of shit tv. I just know tonight will be the night that Stephen strips naked and covers his body with butterscotch sauce. That is just the way my life goes.
This could only have been better if it was posted on the real Rahm’s FB page. Also, plenty of my friends and I would LOVE to fuck with the Rahm…
Tell me I finally did this right.
reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Epic Battle Wages On Via Tip Jars
worklols: Epic indeed!
Last night’s dream involved Stephen Colbert and me. We were in high school with Jon and Conan, oddly enough. Lots and lots of sexiness. Sigh… Well done, brain, well done!
♥♥♥ Please put this as your status for at least an...
My hips are killing me today. Cheer me up with something sexy. You know what I like.
It actually tastes like me. No one will ever find out, because I’m married, but...– ~Stephen Colbert (After being asked how he knows, when he tastes Americone Dream, that this is Stephen Colbert’s ice cream) This man knows what he does to our vageens, doesn’t he? And he likes it.
I love you guys too! Also, Jebus, I really use a walker.