RT @dccc: And it’s done! The House has passed critical Wall Street reform!
Dear Uncle John: FRIGGING CALL BEFORE YOU COME OVER. And certainly KNOCK when you’re here, don’t just barge in!
But at least now I have a new microwave.
Evening lovelies! Mommy is having a pretty good day today, so I’m going to try to have one too. I hope you’re all well.
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Listening to old voice mail messages from my mom. Just wanted to hear her voice.
Learned from my aunt today what my mom has been doing behind my back so that I’m more secure when she’s gone. My mom really loves me.
RT @proudloudlib: @jenny0101 how is your mom doing? I’ve been unplugged.//Not well. It’s just a matter of weeks now.
I know my mom wants me to be okay. I have to take care of myself. It’s what she would want. I just can’t. I miss her.
The nut of the point, Keith?
I once got caught in a thunderstorm with Mayor Castro, his mom, and his twin brother. Just thought I’d share. #tcr #colbert
I’m home now. Still kind of in shock. It’s going to be okay. I hate her suffering like she is now.
One day at a time. Today my mom is alive, and she’s okay. I’ll deal with tomorrow, tomorrow.
And now, I hope all of you will hear Dueling Banjos when Senator Secessions is up.
Uuuuuuuggghhhh. Long drive ahead. I’ll miss both Keith and Rachel. That’s why God made dvrs.
Remember, tonight my mayor is on with Stephen Colbert.
Every time I see or hear Jeff Sessions, I hear Dueling Banjos in my head.
Weeks, not months for my mom.
RT @todayspolitics: More kids die in hot cars, half because parents forget them #politics http://bit.ly/cBzsqP
Evening lovelies! Mommy is having a bit of a rough day. I hope you’re all well.
Oh gawd, Fox News, what now? #TheLambchopShow
Very frat boyish vibe from that panel.
We need to make more of a distinction between real news and political/media gossip. Not that I don’t like that stuff, but it’s not news.
RT @jazgar: Last tweet: Did you see that a Ramona and Beezus movie is coming out?//WHAT????? *happydance
RT @T1theinfamous: @jenny0101 wooooooow anal all star 2?//That’s it…our porn debut!
Anyone still up?
Romeo is demanding snuggle time, so I guess I’m off to bed. Goodnight all!
RT @nay731: Night y’all!//goodnight!
RT @Dogvader: @jenny0101 me…//I’ve never seen my tweet stream so quiet!
.@KeithOlbermann Nice Reagan impression!
RT @NicoleVenable: @jenny0101 My Direct TV goes out even when its to windy//Mine has been doing that lately, but just for a few minutes.
Is it odd that just once I’d like to see John Oliver come out with no pants on? #tds
That was the coldest slam on Faux News ever. Awesome. #tcr
Stephen…the man isn’t even cold yet. #tcr
It’s Mustache Cop! #tds
Suddenly feeling very protective of .@maddow . Rachel, be careful in Afghanistan!
RT @socratic: Is it safe to say I don’t like Thomas Kinkade?//He is the art world’s version of Justin Bieber.
May I just say Senator Klobuchar looks fantastic tonight. Love her suit. #maddow
Jon and Stephen are going to have a blast with this Russian spy story.
Now that I’ve done some of my chores, may I please eat for the first time today?
RT @patiokerr: I thought it was ok to scream for ice cream… #biden
We are preparing for a very nasty storm here. Oh dear.
Dear John McCain: I stopped listening to anything you had to say when you unleashed Sarah Palin on the world.
Eek eek eek! Lambchop now on the Ed Show!
Watching Pres. Clinton on CNN. Oh Bill…I’ve missed you so.
My horoscope: nfuse your home with some new, stylish additions. Home Depot has made that impossible by again not delivering my dryer.
RT @66Betty: What? @chrislhayes is filling in for @WeGotEd? Who knew about this in advance? #p2 //All week!
Afternoon lovelies. Having a crappy day today. I hope you’re all well.
Good Lord. The assisted living facility keeps their tvs on Fox News. That has to qualify as elder abuse.